Cycling Funny Quotes

"I like my hands. Which is lucky as I have to spend all day looking at them on the handle bars."

- David Millar

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"The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community."

- Unknown

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"Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls."

- Bob Weir

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"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears. We never use."

- Charles M. Schutz

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"If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles."

- Carl Sagan

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"Bicycles are the indicator species of a community, like shellfish in a bay."

- P. Martin Scott

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"Cycling is like a church - many attend, but few understand."

- Jim Burlant

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"Don't buy upgrades, ride up grades."

- Eddy Merckx

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"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."

- Irina Dunn

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"The cyclist is a man half made of flesh and half of steel that only our century of science and iron could have spawned."

- Louis Baudry de Saunier

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