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Cycling Funny Quotes

Inspirational Cycling Funny Quotes for Athletes

I like my hands. Which is lucky as I have to spend all day looking at them on the handle bars.
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"I like my hands. Which is lucky as I have to spend all day looking at them on the handle bars."
- David Millar
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Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls.
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"Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls."
- Bob Weir
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The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community.
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"The bicycle is just as good company as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community."
- Unknown
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Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears. We never use.
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"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears. We never use."
- Charles M. Schutz
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If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles.
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"If constellations had been named in the 20th century, I suppose we would see bicycles."
- Carl Sagan
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Bicycles are the indicator species of a community, like shellfish in a bay.
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"Bicycles are the indicator species of a community, like shellfish in a bay."
- P. Martin Scott
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Don't buy upgrades, ride up grades.
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"Don't buy upgrades, ride up grades."
- Eddy Merckx
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Cycling is like a church - many attend, but few understand.
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"Cycling is like a church - many attend, but few understand."
- Jim Burlant
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A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
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"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."
- Irina Dunn
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The cyclist is a man half made of flesh and half of steel that only our century of science and iron could have spawned.
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"The cyclist is a man half made of flesh and half of steel that only our century of science and iron could have spawned."
- Louis Baudry de Saunier
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