Rugby Quotes

"Don't ask me about emotions in the Welsh dressing room. I'm someone who cries when he watches Little House on the Prairie."

- Robert Norster

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"Every time I went to tackle him, Horrocks went one way, Taylor went the other, and all I got was the bloody hyphen."

- Nick England

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"Rugby is a great team sport, and to be successful, every person has to play in the same level"

- Clint Eastwood

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"He's the sort of player whose brain doesn't always know where his legs are carrying him."

- Nick Farr-Jones

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"Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth"

- Tom O’Reilly

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"Before the New Zealand v England World Cup semi-final: 'Remember that rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to Jonah.'"

- Anon fax

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"You stagger on, you hallucinate, nobody seems to understand a word you say, you throw up, you get shot."

- Mark Reason

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"No leadership, no ideas. Not even enough imagination to thump someone in the line-up when the ref wasn't looking."

- J.P.R. Williams

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"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in rugby – but none of them serious."

- Doc Mayhew

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"You blindfold yourself and spin around for 10 times and then open your eyes and try to chase it down."

- Ric Suggitt

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