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Rugby Funny Quotes

Inspirational Rugby Funny Quotes for Athletes

Don't ask me about emotions in the Welsh dressing room. I'm someone who cries when he watches Little House on the Prairie.
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"Don't ask me about emotions in the Welsh dressing room. I'm someone who cries when he watches Little House on the Prairie."
- Robert Norster
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He's the sort of player whose brain doesn't always know where his legs are carrying him.
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"He's the sort of player whose brain doesn't always know where his legs are carrying him."
- Nick Farr-Jones
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I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referees.
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"I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referees."
- Jonathan Davies
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I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat
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"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat"
- Ewan McKenzie
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Rugby players are either piano shifters or piano movers. Fortunately, I am one of those who can play a tune.
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"Rugby players are either piano shifters or piano movers. Fortunately, I am one of those who can play a tune."
- Pierre Danos
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If you can't take a punch, you should play table tennis.
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"If you can't take a punch, you should play table tennis."
- Pierre Berbizier
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I'd like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.
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"I'd like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom."
- Nick Easter
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Rugby League is a war without the frills.
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"Rugby League is a war without the frills."
- Anon
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If I had been a winger, I might have been daydreaming and thinking about how to keep my kit clean for next week.
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"If I had been a winger, I might have been daydreaming and thinking about how to keep my kit clean for next week."
- Bill Beaumont
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Anyone who doesn't watch rugby league is not a real person. He's a cow's hoof, an ethnic or comes from Melbourne.
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"Anyone who doesn't watch rugby league is not a real person. He's a cow's hoof, an ethnic or comes from Melbourne."
- John Singleton
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