Rugby Funny Quotes

"Don't ask me about emotions in the Welsh dressing room. I'm someone who cries when he watches Little House on the Prairie."

- Robert Norster

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"He's the sort of player whose brain doesn't always know where his legs are carrying him."

- Nick Farr-Jones

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"I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Anyway, you're on the same wavelength as the referees."

- Jonathan Davies

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"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat"

- Ewan McKenzie

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"Rugby players are either piano shifters or piano movers. Fortunately, I am one of those who can play a tune."

- Pierre Danos

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"If you can't take a punch, you should play table tennis."

- Pierre Berbizier

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"I'd like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom."

- Nick Easter

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"Rugby League is a war without the frills."

- Anon

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"If I had been a winger, I might have been daydreaming and thinking about how to keep my kit clean for next week."

- Bill Beaumont

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"Anyone who doesn't watch rugby league is not a real person. He's a cow's hoof, an ethnic or comes from Melbourne."

- John Singleton

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