Baseball Funny Quotes

"The great thing about baseball is there’s a crisis every day."

- Gabe Paul

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"In baseball you train the whole body, except for the hip and eyes."

- Rickey Henderson

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"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball"

- Pete Rose

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"Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the gods"

- A. Bartlett Giamatti

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"Most of the greatest pitchers never pitched one. It's a combination of a lot of little accidents."

- Duane Decker

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"If there was magic in this world, it happened within sight of the three bases and home plate."

- Tee Morris

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"Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts."

- Tommy Lasorda

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"But Baseball is one activity that is able to generate suspense and excitement on a national scale, just like war. And baseball can only be played in peace."

- David James Duncan

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"There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens."

- Tommy Lasorda

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"Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian"

- H. L. Mencken

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