Baseball Funny Quotes

Inspirational Baseball Funny Quotes for Athletes

The great thing about baseball is there’s a crisis every day.

- Gabe Paul
10
I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball

- Pete Rose
6
Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

- Tommy Lasorda
4
If there was magic in this world, it happened within sight of the three bases and home plate.

- Tee Morris
4
But Baseball is one activity that is able to generate suspense and excitement on a national scale, just like war. And baseball can only be played in peace.

- David James Duncan
3
Deep down, it's all baseball, no matter what kind of geometrical shape you play it with.

- Vernon D. Burns
2
In high school I wrote an essay on baseball and my teacher told me I had to rewrite it on a more serious topic. So I wrote an essay about the World Series and my teacher gave up.

- Tucker Elliot
2
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love.

- Bryant Gumbel
1
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

- Yogi Berra
1
I watch a lot of baseball on radio.

- Gerald Ford
1
In baseball you train the whole body, except for the hip and eyes.

- Rickey Henderson
9
Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the gods

- A. Bartlett Giamatti
5
Most of the greatest pitchers never pitched one. It's a combination of a lot of little accidents.

- Duane Decker
4
There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.

- Tommy Lasorda
3
Baseball is the only sport I know that when you're on offense, the other team controls the ball.

- Ken Harrelson
2
If there are any curses left in baseball, they are all on the north side of Chicago

- Tucker Elliot
2
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian

- H. L. Mencken
2
I think I throw the ball as hard as anyone. The ball just doesn't get there as fast.

- Eddie Bane
1
Bob Gibson is the luckiest pitcher I ever saw. He always pitches when the other team doesn't score any runs.

- Tim McCarver
1
I'd be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

- Pete Rose
1

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