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Baseball Funny Quotes

Inspirational Baseball Funny Quotes for Athletes

The great thing about baseball is there’s a crisis every day.
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"The great thing about baseball is there’s a crisis every day."
- Gabe Paul
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In baseball you train the whole body, except for the hip and eyes.
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"In baseball you train the whole body, except for the hip and eyes."
- Rickey Henderson
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I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball
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"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball"
- Pete Rose
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Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the gods
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"Talking to Yogi Berra about baseball is like talking to Homer about the gods"
- A. Bartlett Giamatti
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Most of the greatest pitchers never pitched one. It's a combination of a lot of little accidents.
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"Most of the greatest pitchers never pitched one. It's a combination of a lot of little accidents."
- Duane Decker
4
If there was magic in this world, it happened within sight of the three bases and home plate.
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"If there was magic in this world, it happened within sight of the three bases and home plate."
- Tee Morris
4
Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.
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"Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts."
- Tommy Lasorda
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But Baseball is one activity that is able to generate suspense and excitement on a national scale, just like war. And baseball can only be played in peace.
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"But Baseball is one activity that is able to generate suspense and excitement on a national scale, just like war. And baseball can only be played in peace."
- David James Duncan
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There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.
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"There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens."
- Tommy Lasorda
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Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian
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"Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian"
- H. L. Mencken
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