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Tennis Funny Quotes

Inspirational Tennis Funny Quotes for Athletes

Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.
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"Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified."
- Virginia Graham
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Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it's everything.
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"Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it's everything."
- Unknown
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The great part about tennis is you can't run out the clock...
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"The great part about tennis is you can't run out the clock..."
- Andre Agassi
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Being champion is all well and good, but you can't eat a crown.
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"Being champion is all well and good, but you can't eat a crown."
- Althea Gibson
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If you want to be a tennis player, then mould yourself onto Roger Federer
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"If you want to be a tennis player, then mould yourself onto Roger Federer"
- John Mcenroe
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
- Mitch Hedberg
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When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
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"When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again."
- Hugo L. Black
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Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.
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"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."
- Vytautas Kevin Gerulaitis
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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"The serve was invented so that the net could play."
- Bill Cosby
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Before I was the hunter. Now I'm the hunted.
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"Before I was the hunter. Now I'm the hunted."
- Martina Hingis
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