Tennis Funny Quotes

"Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it's everything."

- Unknown

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"Good shot, bad luck, and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified."

- Virginia Graham

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"The great part about tennis is you can't run out the clock..."

- Andre Agassi

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"Being champion is all well and good, but you can't eat a crown."

- Althea Gibson

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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."

- Mitch Hedberg

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"If you want to be a tennis player, then mould yourself onto Roger Federer"

- John Mcenroe

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"When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again."

- Hugo L. Black

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"Before I was the hunter. Now I'm the hunted."

- Martina Hingis

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"The ball is round, the game is long."

- Bjorn Borg

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"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row."

- Vytautas Kevin Gerulaitis

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