Swimming Funny Quotes

"Breaststroke is an athletic event; butterfly is a political statement."

- Paul Tsongas

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"When my legs hurt, I say: Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!"

- Jens Voigt

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"There is water in every lane, so it is OK."

- Ian Thorpe

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"H2O: Two parts heart. One part obsession."

- Unknown

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"Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is."

- Demetri Martin

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"Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?"

- Charles Saatchi

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"The water is your friend.....you don't have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move."

- Alexander Popov

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"If the world was flat I'd probably swim off it."

- Unknown

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