Swimming Funny Quotes

Inspirational Swimming Funny Quotes for Athletes

There is water in every lane, so it is OK.

- Ian Thorpe
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

- Demetri Martin
The water is your friend.....you don't have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move.

- Alexander Popov
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?

- Charles Saatchi
When my legs hurt, I say: Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!

- Jens Voigt
If the world was flat I'd probably swim off it.

- Unknown