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Swimming Funny Quotes

Inspirational Swimming Funny Quotes for Athletes

Breaststroke is an athletic event; butterfly is a political statement.
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"Breaststroke is an athletic event; butterfly is a political statement."
- Paul Tsongas
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There is water in every lane, so it is OK.
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"There is water in every lane, so it is OK."
- Ian Thorpe
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H2O: Two parts heart. One part obsession.
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"H2O: Two parts heart. One part obsession."
- Unknown
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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
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"Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is."
- Demetri Martin
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Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?
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"Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?"
- Charles Saatchi
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When my legs hurt, I say: Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!
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"When my legs hurt, I say: Shut up legs! Do what I tell you to do!"
- Jens Voigt
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The water is your friend.....you don't have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move.
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"The water is your friend.....you don't have to fight with water, just share the same spirit as the water, and it will help you move."
- Alexander Popov
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If the world was flat I'd probably swim off it.
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"If the world was flat I'd probably swim off it."
- Unknown
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