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Hockey Funny Quotes

Inspirational Hockey Funny Quotes for Athletes

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Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40 mph chess
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"Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40 mph chess"
- Lowell Cohn
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When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, 'Hey, you hockey puck!'
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"When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, 'Hey, you hockey puck!'"
- Don Rickles
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
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"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept."
- Doug Larson
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The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem.
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"The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem."
- Harry Sinden
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I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick.
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"I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick."
- Sarah Palin
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All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
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"All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity."
- Gordie Howe
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Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size.
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"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size."
- Doug Harvey
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The top three worst things I've seen in hockey? The invention of the trap. The invention of the morning skate. And the invention of the extremely ugly uniform.
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"The top three worst things I've seen in hockey? The invention of the trap. The invention of the morning skate. And the invention of the extremely ugly uniform."
- Brett Hull
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Red ice sells hockey tickets.
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"Red ice sells hockey tickets."
- Bob Stewart
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