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Golf Funny Quotes

Inspirational Golf Funny Quotes for Athletes

Forget your opponents. Always play against par
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"Forget your opponents. Always play against par"
- Sam Snead
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This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.
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"This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win."
- Ben Hogan
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I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole
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"I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole"
- Unknown
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They say golf is like life... gold is more complicated than that
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"They say golf is like life... gold is more complicated than that"
- Gardner Dickinson
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When bad golf happens to good people It's your brain and not your game!
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"When bad golf happens to good people It's your brain and not your game!"
- Glenn Kessler
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I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously
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"I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously"
- Payne Stewart
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You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
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"You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket."
- Lee Trevino
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golfball
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"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golfball"
- Jack Lemmon
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While playing golf today I hit two golf balls. I stepped on a rake
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"While playing golf today I hit two golf balls. I stepped on a rake"
- Henny Youngman
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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out
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"If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out"
- Don Callico
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