Golf Funny Quotes

"Forget your opponents. Always play against par"

- Sam Snead

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"This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win."

- Ben Hogan

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"I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole"

- Unknown

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"They say golf is like life... gold is more complicated than that"

- Gardner Dickinson

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"When bad golf happens to good people It's your brain and not your game!"

- Glenn Kessler

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"I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously"

- Payne Stewart

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"You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket."

- Lee Trevino

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"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golfball"

- Jack Lemmon

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"While playing golf today I hit two golf balls. I stepped on a rake"

- Henny Youngman

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"If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out"

- Don Callico

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