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Cricket Funny Quotes

Inspirational Cricket Funny Quotes for Athletes

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies... and for the same reason.
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"The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies... and for the same reason."
- Navjot Sidhu
7
Throw me to the wolfes and I come back leading the pack.
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"Throw me to the wolfes and I come back leading the pack."
- Rohit Sharma
4
I'm convinced things will go much better if the players smile and have some fun on the field, rather than acting like wound-up spring.
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"I'm convinced things will go much better if the players smile and have some fun on the field, rather than acting like wound-up spring."
- Jonty Rhodes
4
Cricket as an example of the American melting pot in action for the last century is now on the cusp of change.
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"Cricket as an example of the American melting pot in action for the last century is now on the cusp of change."
- P. David Sentance
4
Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.
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"Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches."
- Paul Hogan
4
You're always going to be criticized to a degree. Some people didn't like Mother Teresa as well.
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"You're always going to be criticized to a degree. Some people didn't like Mother Teresa as well."
- Brendon McCullum
3
You can cut the tension with a cricket stump.
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"You can cut the tension with a cricket stump."
- Murray Walker
3
Umpire Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands
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"Umpire Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands"
- Navjot Sidhu
3
Srikkanth is a vegetarian. If he swallows a fly, he will be in trouble -
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"Srikkanth is a vegetarian. If he swallows a fly, he will be in trouble -"
- Sunil Gavaskar
3
I am jealous of my parents. I will never have a kid as cool as theirs.
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"I am jealous of my parents. I will never have a kid as cool as theirs."
- Chris Gayle
1
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