Cricket Funny Quotes

"The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies... and for the same reason."

- Navjot Sidhu

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"I'm convinced things will go much better if the players smile and have some fun on the field, rather than acting like wound-up spring."

- Jonty Rhodes

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"You're always going to be criticized to a degree. Some people didn't like Mother Teresa as well."

- Brendon McCullum

4

"Throw me to the wolfes and I come back leading the pack."

- Rohit Sharma

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"Cricket as an example of the American melting pot in action for the last century is now on the cusp of change."

- P. David Sentance

4

"Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches."

- Paul Hogan

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"You can cut the tension with a cricket stump."

- Murray Walker

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"Umpire Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands"

- Navjot Sidhu

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"Srikkanth is a vegetarian. If he swallows a fly, he will be in trouble -"

- Sunil Gavaskar

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"I am jealous of my parents. I will never have a kid as cool as theirs."

- Chris Gayle

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