Soccer Funny Quotes

"In his life, a man can change wives, political parties or religions but he cannot change his favourite soccer team."

- Eduardo Galeano

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"Football is a sport you play with the most disobedient part of the body: the foot."

- Juan Manuel Lillo

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"Some people think football [soccer] is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that."

- Bill Shankly

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"Football is the ballet of the masses."

- Dmitri Dmitriyevich Shostakovich

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"It is now much more important in football what happens from Monday to Friday. What happens on Sunday matters less every time."

- Juan Manuel Lillo

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"To watch people push themselves further than they think they can, it's a beautiful thing."

- Abby Wambach

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"In football, everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team."

- Jean-Paul Charles Aymard Sartre

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"Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence."

- Sir Robert “Bobby” Charlton

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"Football is an art, like dancing is an art – but only when it's well done it becomes an art"

- Arsene Wenger

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"Football is made up of all kinds of conflict. In a dressing room, between players, between us and the manager, between us and loads of people who don't seem to matter. It's constant and harsh sometimes."

- Wayne Rooney

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