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Soccer Funny Quotes

Inspirational Soccer Funny Quotes for Athletes

In his life, a man can change wives, political parties or religions but
he cannot change his favourite soccer team.
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"In his life, a man can change wives, political parties or religions but he cannot change his favourite soccer team."
- Eduardo Galeano
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Football is a sport you play with the most disobedient part of the body: the foot.
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"Football is a sport you play with the most disobedient part of the body: the foot."
- Juan Manuel Lillo
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Some people think football [soccer] is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.
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"Some people think football [soccer] is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that."
- Bill Shankly
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Football is the ballet of the masses.
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"Football is the ballet of the masses."
- Dmitri Dmitriyevich Shostakovich
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To watch people push themselves further than they think they can, it's a beautiful thing.
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"To watch people push themselves further than they think they can, it's a beautiful thing."
- Abby Wambach
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In football, everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.
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"In football, everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team."
- Jean-Paul Charles Aymard Sartre
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Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves.
Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence.
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"Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence."
- Sir Robert “Bobby” Charlton
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It is now much more important in football what happens from Monday to Friday. What happens on Sunday matters less every time.
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"It is now much more important in football what happens from Monday to Friday. What happens on Sunday matters less every time."
- Juan Manuel Lillo
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Football is an art, like dancing is an art – but only when it's well done it becomes an art
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"Football is an art, like dancing is an art – but only when it's well done it becomes an art"
- Arsene Wenger
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Football is made up of all kinds of conflict. In a dressing room, between players, between us and the manager, between us and loads of people who don't seem to matter. It's constant and harsh sometimes.
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"Football is made up of all kinds of conflict. In a dressing room, between players, between us and the manager, between us and loads of people who don't seem to matter. It's constant and harsh sometimes."
- Wayne Rooney
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