Soccer Funny Quotes

Inspirational Soccer Funny Quotes for Athletes

In his life, a man can change wives, political parties or religions but he cannot change his favourite soccer team.

- Eduardo Hughes Galeano
11
Football is the ballet of the masses.

- Dmitri Dmitriyevich Shostakovich
6
Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence.

- Sir Robert “Bobby” Charlton
5
To watch people push themselves further than they think they can, it's a beautiful thing.

- Abby Wambach
5
It is now much more important in football what happens from Monday to Friday. What happens on Sunday matters less every time.

- Juan Manuel Lillo
4
Football is made up of all kinds of conflict. In a dressing room, between players, between us and the manager, between us and loads of people who don't seem to matter. It's constant and harsh sometimes.

- Wayne Rooney
3
I'm attracted to soccer's capacity for beauty. When well played, the game is a dance with a ball.

- Eduardo Galeano
2
But it's cool. Those people weren't with me when we were pouring water in our cereal.

- Romelu Lukaku
2
I'm going to remember to have fun this time. Life is too short for the stress and the drama.

- Romelu Lukaku
2
A football team is like a beautiful woman. When you do not tell her, she forgets she is beautiful.

- Arsène Wenger
1
Football is a sport you play with the most disobedient part of the body: the foot.

- Juan Manuel Lillo
8
Some people think football [soccer] is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

- Bill Shankly
6
In football, everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.

- Jean-Paul Charles Aymard Sartre
5
Football is an art, like dancing is an art – but only when it's well done it becomes an art

- Arsene Wenger
4
He had an eternity to play that ball… but he took too long over it.

- Martin Tyler,
3
In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

- Nelson Falcão Rodrigues
2
If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

- Arsene Wenger
2
Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win.

- Gary Lineker
2
I'm living a dream I never want to wake up from.

- Cristiano Ronaldo
2
In Europe, it's different – you eat soccer, you breathe soccer, you drink soccer. Everything is about soccer.

- Thomas Dooley
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