Boxing Funny Quotes

"Some guys like to fight on even playing grounds, and some guys like to cheat"

- Deontay Wilder

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"His mouth made him feel like he was gonna win. Not his hands, I had my hand. He had his lips."

- Joe Frazier

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"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."

- Jack Handy

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"Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up."

- Muhammad Ali

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"A boxing match is like a cowboy movie. There's got to be good guys and there's got to be bad guys. And that's what people pay for - to see the bad guys get beat."

- Sonny Liston

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"I was painfully initiated into boxing, because the guys I fought were a lot bigger than me."

- Sugar Ray Leonard

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"I'm not God, but I am something similar."

- Roberto Duran

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"If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am. I live it."

- Marvellous Marvin Hagler

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"If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass."

- Randall “Tex” Cobb

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