Weight Lifting Funny Quotes

"If someone says you train too much. Just choke them.. You don't need that kind of negativity."

- Unknown

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"If you love women who lift heavy, raise your glass… if not, raise your standards."

- Unknown

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"If dead lifts were easy, they would be called ellipticals"

- Unknown

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"Do not fear what you cannot lift, fear that which can lift you."

- Uziel Matos Lima

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"There is no point in being alive if you cannot do the deadlift."

- Jon Pall Sigmarsson

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"Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight."

- Ronnie Coleman

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"Have you ever noticed an athlete in the weight room who is built like Tarzan, yet lifts weights better suited for Jane? Yet,there are other athletes who are every bit as strong and functional as they look"

- Joe DeFranco

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"Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls."

- Max Beerbohm

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