Table Tennis Funny Quotes

"Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner; we looked at it an saw an opportunity to play Wiff-waff."

- Boris Johnson

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"Serve it, smash it, win it, love it"

- Unknown

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"I'm pretty sure ‘ping' in Chinese means ‘table,' and ‘pong' means ‘tennis'."

- John Alejandro King

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"It's like ping pong with a ball made out of acid and fire. That's what's going on inside our screwed up heads"

- Rebecca O'Donnell

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