Skiing Funny Quotes

"Skiing is the only sport where you spend and arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg"

- Unknown

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"You won't get hurt skiing if you don't fall"

- Warren Miller

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"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a ski pass"

- Unknown

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"Skiing is expensive, but it's cheaper than therapy"

- Unknown

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"There are certain things black people just don't do, OK? Skiing is one of them"

- Reggie Miller

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"There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor."

- Lord Mancroft

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"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."

- Dave Barry

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