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Skiing Funny Quotes

Inspirational Skiing Funny Quotes for Athletes

Skiing is the only sport where you spend and arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg
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"Skiing is the only sport where you spend and arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg"
- Unknown
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You won't get hurt skiing if you don't fall
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"You won't get hurt skiing if you don't fall"
- Warren Miller
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You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a ski pass
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"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a ski pass"
- Unknown
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Skiing is expensive, but it's cheaper than therapy
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"Skiing is expensive, but it's cheaper than therapy"
- Unknown
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There are certain things black people just don't do, OK? Skiing is one of them
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"There are certain things black people just don't do, OK? Skiing is one of them"
- Reggie Miller
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There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.
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"There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor."
- Lord Mancroft
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
- Dave Barry
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