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Football Funny Quotes

Inspirational Football Funny Quotes for Athletes

The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.
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"The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday."
- Art Rooney
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The man who complains about the way the ball BOUNCES is likely the one who DROPPED it
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"The man who complains about the way the ball BOUNCES is likely the one who DROPPED it"
- Lou Holtz
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Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.
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"Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing."
- Peyton Manning
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
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"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw
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Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site.
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"Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site."
- John McKay
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I've been big ever since I was little.
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"I've been big ever since I was little."
- William ‘The Refrigerator’ Perry
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I love me some me.
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"I love me some me."
- Terrell Owens
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You don't have to win it; just don't lose it.
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"You don't have to win it; just don't lose it."
- Linebacker Ray Lewis
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He is the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference.
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"He is the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference."
- Steve Owen
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Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.
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"Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn."
- John McKay
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Adrian Peterson

Alex Ferguson

Alex Karras

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Ara Parseghian

Archie Griffin

Arsene Wenger

Art Donovan

Art Rooney

Bill Peterson

Bill Shankly

Bobby Bowden

Bobby Layne

Brian Clough

Bruce Coslet

Bum Phillips

Chad Ochocinco/Johnson

Chuck Knox

Chuck Noll

Craig Ferguson

Cristiano Ronaldo

Darrell Royal

Deacon Jones

Diego Maradona

Don Shula

Doug Plank

Doug Williams

Duane Thomas

Eli Manning

Emmitt Smith

Erma Bombeck

Gale Sayers

Gary lineker

George Allen

George Halas

George M. Gilbert

George Veves

Gordon Strachan

Herman Edwards

Herschel Walker

Jack Tatum

Jack Youngblood

James Cameron

Jeff Kemp

Jerry Rice

Jim Brown

Jim Mc Mahon

Joe Namath

Joe Paterno

Joe Theismann

Johan Cruyff

John Madden

John McKay

Johnny Unitas

Knute Rockne

Les Brown

Lewis Grizzard

Linebacker Ray Lewis

Lou Holtz

Lynn Swann

Marv Levy

Michael Vick

Nate Newon.

O. J. Simpson

Paul Bear Bryant

Paul Brown

Paul McAllister

Pele

Peyton Manning

Phyliss Diller

Ray Lewis

Rex Ryan

Roger Craig

Roger Staubach

Shannon Sharpe

Spider Lockhart

Steve Owen

Steve Young

Sue Lawley

Terrell Owens

Terry Bradshaw

Tom Brady

Tom Coughlin

Tom Landry

Tony Dorsett

Victor Cruz

Vince Lombardi

Vincent Edward Jackson

Walter Payton

William ‘The Refrigerator’ Perry