Football Funny Quotes

"The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday."

- Art Rooney

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"The man who complains about the way the ball BOUNCES is likely the one who DROPPED it"

- Lou Holtz

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"He is the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference."

- Steve Owen

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"Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing."

- Peyton Manning

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"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."

- Terry Bradshaw

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"Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site."

- John McKay

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"I've been big ever since I was little."

- William ‘The Refrigerator’ Perry

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"I'm travelling to all 51 States to see who can stop 85."

- Chad Ochocinco/Johnson

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"I love me some me."

- Terrell Owens

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"I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat."

- Art Donovan

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