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Football Funny Quotes

Inspirational Football Funny Quotes for Athletes

The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.
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"The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday."
- Art Rooney
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The man who complains about the way the ball BOUNCES is likely the one who DROPPED it
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"The man who complains about the way the ball BOUNCES is likely the one who DROPPED it"
- Lou Holtz
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Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.
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"Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing."
- Peyton Manning
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
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"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw
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Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site.
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"Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site."
- John McKay
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I've been big ever since I was little.
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"I've been big ever since I was little."
- William ‘The Refrigerator’ Perry
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I love me some me.
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"I love me some me."
- Terrell Owens
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You don't have to win it; just don't lose it.
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"You don't have to win it; just don't lose it."
- Linebacker Ray Lewis
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He is the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference.
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"He is the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference."
- Steve Owen
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Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.
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"Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn."
- John McKay
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