Basketball Funny Quotes

Inspirational Basketball Funny Quotes for Athletes

The cardinal rule of playoff basketball: Can you take care of your defensive board?

- Hubie Brown
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Trying to take money out of politics is like trying to take jumping out of basketball.

- Bill Bradley
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I am strong, I am tough, I still wear my eyeliner

- Lisa Leslie
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If you're not talking, you are not playing defense

- Doc Rivers
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We are in the trophy generation.Give them a trophy for 23rd place.That makes the parents happy

- Tom Izzo
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I am like tax. You are going to pay one way or another

- Shaquille O'Neal
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You start to realize just how much sugar is out there. It's just empty calories

- Maya Moore
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Because there are no fours, on why he shot so many 3-pointers

- Antoine Walker
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