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Basketball Funny Quotes

Inspirational Basketball Funny Quotes for Athletes

The cardinal rule of playoff basketball: Can you take care of your defensive board?
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"The cardinal rule of playoff basketball: Can you take care of your defensive board?"
- Hubie Brown
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We are in the trophy generation.Give them a trophy for 23rd place.That makes the parents happy
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"We are in the trophy generation.Give them a trophy for 23rd place.That makes the parents happy"
- Tom Izzo
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I am like tax. You are going to pay one way or another
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"I am like tax. You are going to pay one way or another"
- Shaquille O'Neal
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Trying to take money out of politics is like trying to take jumping out of basketball.
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"Trying to take money out of politics is like trying to take jumping out of basketball."
- Bill Bradley
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If you're not talking, you are not playing defense
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"If you're not talking, you are not playing defense"
- Doc Rivers
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You start to realize just how much sugar is out there. It's just empty calories
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"You start to realize just how much sugar is out there. It's just empty calories"
- Maya Moore
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I am strong, I am tough, I still wear my eyeliner
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"I am strong, I am tough, I still wear my eyeliner"
- Lisa Leslie
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Because there are no fours, on why he shot so many 3-pointers
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"Because there are no fours, on why he shot so many 3-pointers"
- Antoine Walker
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