Basketball Funny Quotes

"The cardinal rule of playoff basketball: Can you take care of your defensive board?"

- Hubie Brown

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"We are in the trophy generation.Give them a trophy for 23rd place.That makes the parents happy"

- Tom Izzo

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"I am strong, I am tough, I still wear my eyeliner"

- Lisa Leslie

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"I am like tax. You are going to pay one way or another"

- Shaquille O'Neal

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"Trying to take money out of politics is like trying to take jumping out of basketball."

- Bill Bradley

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"If you're not talking, you are not playing defense"

- Doc Rivers

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"You start to realize just how much sugar is out there. It's just empty calories"

- Maya Moore

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"Because there are no fours, on why he shot so many 3-pointers"

- Antoine Walker

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